Those of you reading this bollocks with any sort of regularity will no doubt be aware that people piss me off. Not just a little – a lot. So, in order to clear things up, I have decided to spell out how I decide if someone needs a punch in the back of the head. [...]

Hi! I’m Grum McLure. You may remember me from such rants as Why everyone but me is wrong, Piss off and die and There’s more to life than computer games you fat nerd. I’m here today to express me irritation at a ridiculous rule that prevents me from claiming any further Austudy. Last Monday, I [...]

It’s that time of year for uni students. Unfortunately, I am not talking about the time to take off your dacks and run around town with your plums out. That is everyday for many uni students.

Disclaimer: Before I begin this week’s rant, I’d like to stress that there will be no names mentioned (I may be a prick, but I’m not an arsehole, if that makes sense), and I’d like to request that anyone who has something to comment upon in this article observe the same courtesy. If you must [...]