ok peeps, im back again to create another episode of visual diahorrea for you all to look at with great distress and disgust but, still only to read on and get to the bottom and realise you are now totally consumed and covered in my shit. its ok if you’re feeling warm and fuzzy too.

Well yes people its has been a while since i graced this site with my presence. I have returned for a time undetermined and i will not make any guarantees on how long i will be here, how much i will contribute and how good the quality of what i have to say will be. But, im here.. so be happy with that.

Did that title scare you?
It has been brought to my attention on numerous occasions now that this site has come to some sort of halt with the level of energy that has previously been expended on it and has somewhat become inactive and well maybe boring?

if you are up to the current slice in the loaf then you will know what this title means and wont need to read my endless dribble thats is contained in this post if your aren’t up to date read my last post first and save yourself from this one..

as scotty has mentioned in his previous post tonight i am lining up for a rematch with the crazy little man joe pavic, if you dont know what happened last time you should read come-one-come-all then read nightmares-do-come-true to understand the full value of tonight..

i actually started writing or should i say plagurising this piece of fatloaf nonsence over a week ago but throught sheer laziness didnt finish cutting pasting and adding my own two cents in.. but finally it is complete and here for you inhalation.. bring your own straws..

a short but powerful sentence, can be used in a number of ways and in a number of situations. for some it will get them out of trouble and for others it will get them into trouble, what will it do to you?

Everybody sing along now you all know the tune..
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Kate, Happy Birthday to you..

now im not going into great detail right here but if this title doesnt get your attention nothing will.. not only that you reading the wrong bloody website so piss orf and stop wasting my time..

well some of you will be sitting there amazed at my dedication to the loafers of the word thinking three posts in a row from this guy, what the bloody hell is he on.. others will just be thinking why do they read this crap.. either way you will read it and you will love it (in the same way you all love me will be fine)…