Good morning to all those sad enough to be on the net at this time of Christmas morning. Stay tuned (all day, even if it means missing lunch/dinner with your loved ones) for a report of what ‘went down’ at the Tap Inn last night for the annual Mooks’ Christmas.

I know you’ve all been waiting patiently for the last few months’ worth of Eeyore reports… But get over it, they’re not coming. Instead, I have the report from the first match of the new season. Enjoy. Or don’t. I could care less. But only slightly.

Well, it’s been a long while since the front page of fatloaf (or, indeed, the results section) was graced with my divine presence…

I just thought I’d have a bit of a write-up, mainly to shamelessly plug the fact that there’s now a new Eeyore report in the results section, but also to give a bit of a run-down on what else happened on Spence’s night out.

Ladies and Gentleman (singular, I know there’s only one of you on this site), Boy and Girls, here it is, it’s what you’ve been waiting for since last Tuesday… So, by popular demand (and the occasional death threat), here is the Eeyore Report.

The Mighty Donkeys’ new look lineup will be on show for the world to see, Tuesday 24 May 2005, at 9.30. The venue? Burragah Recreation Centre.

Since it’s Friday night and I’m home all by my lonesome, I decided I’d write another rambling post on nothing in particular.
I didn’t go to soccer training tonight, and I won’t be going to Gavin’s shindig (which is on in 20 minutes if any of you are in the area. Just drop in, he won’t mind). There is a simple reason for my brief reclusion. I have a cold.

I just thought, darnit, it’s been a while since I wrote, so I’m going to set aside a few minutes from my increasingly busy life and put some thoughts down on e-paper.

The last Eeyore report has finally arrived, after much dilly-dallying (substitute more manly word as necessary) by Yours Truly. Enjoy…

Well, It’s been a while since my first and only official post, so I thought I should bring you all up to date on my life since then. Not much has happened. But read on anyway! Or else…