I’m back. It’s been a while, but I haven’t forgotten about you. The uni year is over and I have free time…lots of free time. Fortunately, I have much to keep me occupied. Most of it revolves around cricket, iced coffee or drinking beer, but hey, I likes what I like. Speaking of cricket, the [...]

You may have noticed that there is an ever-increasing amount of Christmas bullshit appearing around the place. I have and it pisses me off. ItÂ’s fucking October and some of the shit has been there since July. In a move welcomed by me, my family has decided to largely ignore Christmas this year. Sure, when [...]

If youÂ’ve been paying attention, youÂ’ll know that Scott is changing jobs. I find that to be highly selfish. Who the hell else is going to organise the Fatloaf Karting Bonanza? IÂ’m not, and I am sure as hell not flying to Perth to participate. Especially since I never actually race because of my back. [...]

My body has the annoying habit of staying awake when we all know that we should be asleep. As I begin to type this nonsense, it is 1:18 am on Wednesday 25th of June 2008. I got home about two hours ago after seeing The Incredible Hulk with Kiz and The Duck. The movie was [...]

Those of you reading this bollocks with any sort of regularity will no doubt be aware that people piss me off. Not just a little – a lot. So, in order to clear things up, I have decided to spell out how I decide if someone needs a punch in the back of the head. [...]

Hi! I’m Grum McLure. You may remember me from such rants as Why everyone but me is wrong, Piss off and die and There’s more to life than computer games you fat nerd. I’m here today to express me irritation at a ridiculous rule that prevents me from claiming any further Austudy. Last Monday, I [...]

It’s that time of year for uni students. Unfortunately, I am not talking about the time to take off your dacks and run around town with your plums out. That is everyday for many uni students.

Hi, I’m Grum McClure, you might remember me from such rants as ‘I Know You Are, I Said You Are, But What Am I?’ and ‘It’s Not Illegal If Nobody Sees It’. I’m here today to present a rant on the LBW rule and those who don’t know it. If you’re not a cricket fan, [...]

I had intended for this to be a well-thought out commentary on current fashions, but we all know it will descend into childish name-calling and angry ranting.

Those of you who know me, or are at least paying attention, will know how much I hate Ian Chappell. He is THE biggest fuckwit in world cricket.