And, by fray I mean a brawl or scuffle, not the ultimately more confusing definition of a piece of a worn piece of thread. Or, even the more confusing transitive verb definition, to frighten. Basically, what I’m getting at is that I’m back. I’ve returned to the world of confusing analogies, amusing anecdotes and general musings from whatever I like.

Well, let’s clarify something straight away, they are neither natural or cool. It’s a chip, a potato chip to be precise and the flavour is bordering ever so close to being an abomination. This is but one of many different flavours in Inner Mongolia but they aren’t fooling me, it’s all about the artificial additives.

Yes, you read correctly. I chose to devote my first post back from hiatus and the first post of the brand spanking new layout to the wonderous Fray Bentos. It’s a pie in a can, just like baked beans, beetroot and 3 bean mix, this bad boy has to have a can-opener applied to it so the general public can get to its bounty. I wouldn’t put it in the microwave to warm it up though, this is strictly oven only.

Verity. She was the daughter of a close friend who I loved dearly. She was taken far, far to early. Not even given a chance to grow up and be corrupted by the real world.

After two long plane rides, a bit of a kip on the floor of Hong Kong International Airport and the craving for FUIC getting more intense, it was good to finally get home.

The Boy came to pick us up from the airport on Wednesay morning with FUIC in hand for the weary travellers. He’s a good lad. Let me give you some idea of the what went on for me from 6.30am Monday morning (English day light saving time or 5pm SA time, I believe) to Wednesday 9.30pm (South Australian time).

Well hello there, its been a couple of weeks since I graced you with my wordsmith abilities, but its better than the other ‘fatloaf thugs’ who populate this site. Slackers. Get into them, make them feel bad for not posting on what is possibly the most influential site known to mankind. I might be slightly exaggerating but it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.

Well, It’s been a while since my first and only official post, so I thought I should bring you all up to date on my life since then. Not much has happened. But read on anyway! Or else…

In a bit of a break with tradition, this title has some continuity with my two part cliffhanger a couple of weeks ago. Thats about the only continuity though, unless you count it being filled to the brim with crap and stupid things.

Ok, we all know what Big Brother is. It’s back again for yet another year, they manage to make a bit of money off it so while it continues to do so I guess they’ll keep making it.

its xmas again, fun times for all. Instead of singing xmas carols, trying singing along to the gregorian chant, or something from germany just to shake it up a little. See what sort of reaction you get.