The Honeymoon is over
Well this is it, the new site has been bedded in, I’ve listened to everyone who’s fed my glorious ego with praise for it to gorge itself on and keep it warm at night and ignored those who’ve had even the slightest hint of criticism toward it. To those philistines I have this to say: lalalalalalalalala!
Arj Barker
He was a fucken laugh, even with hecklers being fucktards he was a genius on stage. A damn funny man and well worth the ticket. I do have a complaint about the Gov though, in the restaurant, if you a) can’t seat any more people because your kitchen isn’t big enough or b) have only reserved tables left, put a fucking reserved sign on the table. It’s really not that hard.
Pick up your game.
Featured Article
Well it’s getting up to about the period that I want to keep the featured articles up, I still have plans on putting some other social networking links up for people to attach the page to but I just haven’t gotten around to it. In fact, I might just do it when I finish this post. Maybe. So, get your diggs or whatever in before the new one goes up. I plan on putting it up around the same time as I post so as not to confuse people, next up is the wonderfully satirical Sasha. He’s short, he’s mostly bearded and has an anger normally reserved for a man of normal stature. So stay tuned in the next week or so for the latest addition to the Fatloaf site.
The Beach
Kieran and I have spoken about this a bit recently, but we’ve come to the conclusion that this summer season should be considered the “Year of the Beach” (he didn’t know about that last bit, I made that up). It seems like it’s going to be quite a nice summer and as such, spending some more time down at the beach would be a good thing. Apparently natural sunlight is good for you, I’m no scientician but I tend to agree. So I think a weekly or fortnightly dose of fun in the sun as it were may be just the ticket to make this summer that little bit more fun. Looking at lovely ladies in bikini’s will also be a motivator but that’s just me.
Oracle
You may or may have not noticed in the past that I, shocking as it may be, am a geek. So using this piece of information, it may not come as a surprise to you that I do have to occasionally go on geek related courses. In this case, Oracle. Oracle, for those who really want to know (I can tell you do), is a database technology that at one stage or another (or still now), eBay, Google, Dell, etc have used to power their terabyte sized bits of information. So me being an aspiring supergeek kindly demanded my employer that I get certified as such so that I can charge them even more money than I do now and can thus sleep on a bed constructed mainly of money.
It’s a dream, geeks dream too.
So next week I get to mix with all the unwashed miscreants who travel the SA public transport service and head into the city to attend this exhorbitantly expensive course.
Adelaide United vs Queensland Roar
The game is tonight and I plan on going, I think Kieran and Wayne will be too but I don’t know if I’ll be able to find them as they apparently have hoity-toity seats which I don’t know if I can be bothered arranging. It’s way too much effort. Either way, the short Roar defender Danny Tiatto is out injured, I’m disappointed at this because he’s a cun…ning player and he won’t be travelling with the team.
Adelaide United are hitting their straps at the moment and are top of the ladder once again, it is nice to have this state dominant in another sport, it’s even better that it’s football.
Weekend Activities
Apparently along with potentially lawn bowls on Saturday, I’ve got a BBQ to go to at Coromandel Valley, I reckon I could find a further place to travel to but at such short notice it might be hard. The invite comes from my good friend Miles, the proprietor of streetdaddy.com who clearly felt that the weather in Brisbane wasn’t as good as it was here in Adelaide. As a surfer, you’d think he would understand the basics of a weather forecast and that as a rule, it’s always better in Queensland.
Sunday could hold untold riches for me, I don’t know yet. It’s all a mystery.
That’s enough for now, read the other stuff on here if you’ve got nothing better to do, it’s all entertaining I promise you.
Scottcan’t you see i’m easily bothered by persistence, one step from lashing out at you
Tags: A-League, Arj Barker, Beach Weather, Football, Oracle
No ethnic slurs?
No sledging?
What happened to you, Tubby?
You used to be cool.
I have to charge it all up and unleash it at once, not unlike a mongoose stalking its prey.
Actually, nothing like a mongoose at all, I just wanted to use that phrase.
I can dig it.
The beach, eh? Count me out. Them waters are full of bastard fucking sharks.
you were missed scoots, and you missed the inception of the coro valley wheelchair olympics! Gonna be back for festivus and there’ll be a NYE party invite cominatcha… themed I think, something about Revenge of the Nerds, so we’ll be in our element. of course there’s probably even less chance of you getting to that one, what with your new found fame and all, but it’s worth a try.
waiting breathlessly for the updated pill for my oven…