It’s that time of year for uni students. Unfortunately, I am not talking about the time to take off your dacks and run around town with your plums out. That is everyday for many uni students.

Disclaimer: Before I begin this week’s rant, I’d like to stress that there will be no names mentioned (I may be a prick, but I’m not an arsehole, if that makes sense), and I’d like to request that anyone who has something to comment upon in this article observe the same courtesy. If you must [...]

It’s nice doing this once a week again, there’s nothing like being demoralised by one of Bill’s comments about something I’ve said which isn’t quite up to his high standards. I tell you, sometimes I cry myself to sleep just thinking about his words, cutting a rivene of pain in my heart.

Hi, I’m Grum McClure, you might remember me from such rants as ‘I Know You Are, I Said You Are, But What Am I?’ and ‘It’s Not Illegal If Nobody Sees It’. I’m here today to present a rant on the LBW rule and those who don’t know it. If you’re not a cricket fan, [...]

I have a post-it note on my desk. It’s been there a few weeks, like every page I don’t fill up (I’m loathe to waste paper, resulting in loads of pages with one line on them that I refuse to throw away until I realise that I can’t find anything, and I will never use those pieces of paper again.), and it has just one thing written on it; “Recover ID”…

Yes, you read correctly. I chose to devote my first post back from hiatus and the first post of the brand spanking new layout to the wonderous Fray Bentos. It’s a pie in a can, just like baked beans, beetroot and 3 bean mix, this bad boy has to have a can-opener applied to it so the general public can get to its bounty. I wouldn’t put it in the microwave to warm it up though, this is strictly oven only.

Greetings, people. First time writer, long time reader. In the humbling footsteps of the internationally known Kizza and Grum, I’d like to present a rant, regardless of whether you want to hear it, because I wasn’t asking. Before I begin, I’d like to say that I’ve never considered myself to be a tree-hugger (and I [...]

I had intended for this to be a well-thought out commentary on current fashions, but we all know it will descend into childish name-calling and angry ranting.