I don’t know how many of have seen the documentary The Great Global Warming Swindle, and frankly, I don’t really care. The important thing is that I’ve seen it. I watched it last Thursday night on the ABC, presented by that fuckwit Tony Jones. Not the Channel 9 fuckwit, the ABC fuckwit. The doco itself was quite interesting, but the presentation pissed me off.

It is difficult to see at the moment how that would be possible. Currently, it’s 1.19pm and I’m still wearing a dressing gown – and I’m not even sick.