Make way for El Kabong.
Have you ever noticed how anytime you make an effort to help someone, you get right royally fucked? I am referring to the incident yesterday in Melbourne. Itâs no fucking wonder the worldâs such a fucking mess. I hope they catch the prick and string him up by his balls. It got me thinking about what I would do in such a situation. Iâd like to think that I would have acted like those two brave men and tried to help that woman, but the sad truth is I probably wouldnât have.
For all my ranting and raving, I know that there are too many fuckwits out there who would just as soon stab/shoot/punch/kick the shit out of you if you got in their way. I blame a lot of this on the do-gooders who believe âpeople are just misunderstoodâ and that many of the fuckwits out there today are a product of a society that have abandoned them. I say that is a load of bollocks. It is not my fault that street gangs have got some neighbourhoods terrified. It certainly isnât the governmentâs fault â be it a Liberal or a Labor government â that these people think that it is easier to take rather than earn. I fucking hate the do-gooder pricks who think that the government hasnât done enough to help these scumbags out. What a load of shit! Perhaps they should think a little harder before they open their traps and gob off that we donât support the âoppressed massesâ enough. Guess what, buddy boy, they get government benefits the same as anyone else would. I get Austudy and before that I got a Newstart Allowance, but I earned mine. I got government benefits because I was injured and unable to work. I now get Austudy because Iâm studying and will eventually be of some use to the community â not like these other fuckwits who roam the streets and cause trouble. I have a HECS debt of about 16 thousand dollars which I will pay back â with interest â when I get a job.
The do-gooder types seem to forget that it is taxes â you know, that bit of money that comes out of your pay packet every week â that fund government benefits. They may not know that I, and every other person on Centrelink benefits, have to pay taxes on what we get every week. Itâs not just a hand out, we still have to kick in our share. In case youâre having a hard time following me, out of the money that goes into my bank account every fortnight, I give some of it straight back. I donât mind doing it â Iâm not whinging that I have to do my bit. What I am bitching about is the fact that out of the limited money that I get every fortnight, some of it goes into the pockets of the people who I despise (ie. the arseholes I am ranting about).
Another thing: I object to being asked is if Iâm an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander. Why the fuck should that matter? Am I less of a person if I have English parents? Itâs not racist if itâs against white people. Let me make this perfectly clearâ¦I am in no way picking on the Aboriginal race, or any other race for that matter. I think that white supremacy bullshit that the KKK, Hitler, the South African government and even our own White Australia Policy of years gone by is total crap. What I am picking on is why is it the government â again be it Liberal or Labor â finds it necessary to ask if we are indigenous or not. Do people really think that by giving Aboriginal people more money or an easier ride will make up for the shit that the white settlers put the Aboriginal people through? While Iâm ranting, I hate people who refer to the British who settled here as âthe invadersâ. I acknowledge that shoving the indigenous people off their land can be seen as âinvadingâ (and probably is), but it can also be seen as âsettlingâ. They built a home and settled, didnât they?
Iâve become so worked up that I have forgotten where I was headed with this. Letâs finish with:
I HATE EVERYONE!
If you don’t like it, feel free to emigrate.
Love and sloppy kisses,Grum.
5 Responses to “Make way for El Kabong.”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Grum for PM
Grum for PM
Grum for PM
PM for Grum
Grum for PM
Bill for Deputy PM
Kizza for Governor General
Schnitzel for Lunch