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I’m sure you get the picture. But, for those who don’t, its an analogy on life. Quite deep for a phrase which is best known for its placing at the beginning of the intro to Days of Our Lives

To be quite plain, I have kept my adventures to a minimum over the last few weeks. Just to keep you in the know, I resigned from my current post at KAZ Group and start a new job at Tenix in a couple of weeks. What can I say, I got bored.

The weekend just gone played host to the final, final weekend of the English Premier League with the FA Cup between Manchester United and Chelsea at the new 1 Billion Pound Wembley Colosseum. Before the game I’m sure there were gladatorial fights, chariot races and general death and destruction before the absolutely boring final started.

Yes Chelsea won, took them 115mins to do so but they did it. Yay.

Either way, for most, the season is almost over. I’m heading off to Melbourne on Wednesday night to watch the Champions League final at the Celtic Club with Wayne. Why would a West Ham fan go to Melbourne to watch Liverpool play you may ask? Why not and fuck off would be suitable answers. Simply because I can and because I know it will be a good game. Either way I won’t be getting much sleep and I’ll probably have a hangover the size of a small family wagon.

Ooh, I did manage to pick up a nice 32″ LCD HDTV recently too, its lovely. Not dry hump your leg lovely, I reserve a minimum of 45″ inches for such shenanigans but sufficient enough to induce a wave of euphoria while watching the things I download.

If you need some alone time, might I suggest you do it accompanied by this absolutely amazing Transformers trailer, I tell you, it made me excited. Just sit back and let the waves of pleasure wash over you.