Yes ladies and Gentleman, it’s occurred again. The F&L Tour has been an institution since Bill and I started it back in 2004, It had been on hiatus for a while due to excessive laziness. It was bound to happen.

Not fucking likely. It’s not that I can’t fix it….I won’t fix it. Fix it your damn self. I’m at the stage now where I just can’t be arsed doing anything. I have 4 assignments due in the next four weeks and I’ve done precisely bugger all on them. This is what you get when you Google “bugger all” – hilarious. I love the way these people think. They make Scott look very shady by comparison.

That’s one hell of a title, I’m sure you’ll agree. To be fair, it is a little generous, but since I wrote it…if you don’t like it, you know what you can do with it. Here are some suggestions if you’re struggling:

Well, actually it’s just called winter but its no fun if you don’t raise peoples hope’s and make it into something dramatic only to strike them down in their weakened state thusly enforcing a future mindset of cynicism and negativity which eventually leads to alcoholism and perhaps even a bit of prescription drug dependence.