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05
Feb
2007

It's time for a rant. – by Grum

I know that I have ranted about car parks before, but I need to expand now. My views on shitty car parking and the terrible design of car parks in general are well known. However, there has been a new and more evil addition to car parks. I refer to “pram parking”.

What a load of bollocks! Who the fuck thought up this fucking idiotic idea? Congratulations, you have performed an essential part of human existance, you’re going to piss off thousands of shoppers by walking very slowly in their way while pushing a pram and no doubt your screaming kids are going to cause someone to jam an ice pick into the head of the nearest shop assistant. Here, have a park reserved for you in a prime position, you tit!

How the hell do you “qualify” for a pram parking spot anyway?. I would have though actually having a pram would be a pre-requisite. But apparently no. It seems that you can park in a pram parking spot if you are pregnant and you happen to have a toddler (who is about four years old) in the car with you. That’s what some peanuts at the Golden Grove Village obviously thought when they took that park. I’m going to take it one step further: I might possibly, in the distant future, if it suits me to do so and I actually get around to it, have a child. I think that means that I can park in one of those spots. In fact, I am also going to park in a disabled spot because I have a bad back and some people might consider having a kid a disability.

What is the fucking point of pram parks? Sure, you may try to argue that they are to minimise the risk of kids getting run down by some irate shopper who has had a gutful of screaming turds. I am going to point out the flaw in that thinking…pram parks are generally positioned so that you have to cross the bloody road anyway to get to the shops.

There, now the world knows how I feel. Again.

Love and sloppy kisses,

Grum.



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5 Responses to “It's time for a rant.”

  1. StitchFace February 5th, 2007 at 18:49

    Why do you again refuse to recognise the existance of our lovechild, Grum? Little Timmy keeps asking about you…

  2. Grum February 6th, 2007 at 08:02

    So I can legitimately park in pram parking? That’s no fun.

  3. StitchFace February 6th, 2007 at 18:27

    I’ve got some spare disabled stickers for your car if you want them…

  4. G.reg February 12th, 2007 at 12:35

    PRAM PARK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. Not that i’m bitter!!!

  5. Kizza February 28th, 2007 at 16:25

    I love G.reg!