I’ve never really considered this site a true reflection of what drugs can do to you, but when you look at it from side on, this site probably more reflects what your body would look like if you were on say, burger rings.

I know that I have ranted about car parks before, but I need to expand now. My views on shitty car parking and the terrible design of car parks in general are well known. However, there has been a new and more evil addition to car parks. I refer to “pram parking”.

I’ve always been impressed by the human body and its ability to do what it does. It’s a wonder of evolution that we can move the way we do.

I’m not speaking in some complex series of riddles, designed only for the most trained mind to decipher. I speak quite literally in english, potentially with a hint of sarcasm and a dash of cynicism for taste. In no uncertain terms, the horse has left its stable and is now doing god’s work with the dog’s brother and the monkey’s uncle.