As some of you may know, The Duck and I spent the weekend just gone by in Melbourne to celebrate the 50th birthday of his step-dad (actually, Brian isn’t technically his step-dad, but that’s an easy way of explaining it). Myself, Duck, Linda (Duck’s mum), Andy (Brian’s best mate) and Vikki (Andy’s lady) were all in on the surprise. Brian was dragged out to the airport at 4 on Saturday morning.

The title is identical to the title of a book I received today in the mail, a book created by my mostest favouritist web comic of all, perhaps for all of time itself.

I’m talking about Penny Arcade.

There’s an awful lot going on in this head of mine. Basically, all my thoughts revolve around what I don’t like and why I don’t like it. You may have noticed. I certainly have. It is with this in mind that I present the second installment of:

There are some times in your life when you suddenly get a new appreciation for the things and the people around you. For me that occurred today.

Come out with your hands up and your wallets open.

I realise there may be a few people out there who are police or know police officers but that’s not going to stop me. I just feel its time for a bit of a political rant before I get started on a recap of this week’s events.

This was proved when Kylie joined Peej, Gav, Nurl and Greg for a round at the Beach House in Glenelg. I was the official scorer – and not without controversy I must admit.

Hi Gerald,

I have just come across this wonderful drug recommended by my doctor and/or GP which not only increases the length of your penis, maintains an erection for 98hours straight it will also make your wife/girlfriends breasts increase by a magnitude of 3 for every milligram you take. You can do this all while working from home and making $150,000 a day doing it.

It’s fantastic.