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i have some topics that i have to talk about.. i have been saying that i will cover these for sometime but its seems that over time these topics may have slipped into the realms of non existence.. only to be plucked from their life in limbo and presented here for your enjoyment.

Last year i may have made some promises to do some stuff like.. maybe some reviews and other shit. however this may or may not have eventuated, i know this becuase i was just going through the section of Fatloaf that you chumps cant access because it has a big fat staff only sign on the door and clearly.. you arent staff so you wont be getting in there will you!

last year i attended some events and was going to write about them.. well i did write about them but they have stayed locked away, mainly due to my laziness.. but here are the write ups.. you will understand why they have taken so long.. i mean it was like running a marathon preparing these.. i hope you are all happy!

the reason i have decided to publish this now is basically i feel guilty for not doing it earlier and i cant sleep at night anymore, i have to exorcise these anti-sleeping-make-you-feel-guilty-demons so i can once again sleep in peace. that and its comming up for nearly a year since these events occoured..

right lets get down to business..

i typed a list of things a while ago so here they are

*scott’s birthday – right well this night was good.. i met the infamous Bill there and many of the mook crew, i watched the boy nearly get himself killed by scotts sister and i dont really remember alot else.. i arrived late and left early, i think… either way scott had fun, i hope, and if he didnt he can get stuffed.. he’s got another birthday comming up soon..

*laura’s birthday – well another good night was had here by all, laura got extremely drunk as she does so well, made a rather moving speech and started crying. she looked lovely dressed as a princess and we all headed into the casino after a good feed at the settlers, somehow i managed to aggrivate the shit out of one of her friends and she stormed off.. i dont know what i did, agrivating people comes so naturally anyway if that crazy woman is reading this, i am sorry.. now get over it

*some general thoughts on birthdays in general terms for general people – i forget what i was going to write here but im sure it was witty and entertaining.. so just nod your heads, laugh and move on..

*my new found intrest in some traditional and not so traditional sports and i dont care what you say – they are sports! – ummm i have no fucking idea what i was thinking.. oh hang on yes i do.. Yo-Yoing and pen tricks.. for my birthday last year i got given a yo-yo (a trick one) and i have become quite the little yo-boy entertaining many crowds of people with my dazzling tricks. keep on the look out for me in your nearest shopping centre. at the time i wrote this i was studying pen tricks too.. i was ok but i gave it away because yoyoing was too time consuming..

*a list of some injuries that i have recieved playing some various sports, why i want to share this i dont know but you will get a laugh.. the list is too long.. last year i was playing footy, ten pin bowling and cricket, i got injured lots.. im sure it would have been amusing if i had told you at the time i wrote this but the moment has gone.. it was one of them “you had to be there” moments and well.. you were there so its just not funny anymore..

*a review on the trip to melbourne that was in june 2005, this was for a tournament.. more ten pin bowling crap.. i bowled crap.. i think scott did too.. we stayed with Tavis Fred and Cathy, Tav bowled fairly well from what i can remember so scott and i beat him up.. that was fun, for me and scott anyway, probably not for Tav, but he got some attention so im sure he was happy with that..

Well, i think that covers the lot.. anything else i have missed i now declare null and void.. except my trip to mildura.. i have to finish that too.. it may be this time next year you read it but mark my words.. it will be here..

I’m always late but im worth the wait.. most of the time

while im here i would also like to welcome Grum to the Fatloaf fraternity.. im sure you have read some of his inciteful post thus far.. if not im sure there is more to come..

for now.. im outter here.. see you on the flipside and all that jazz..