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Mildura may never be the same again..
PART 1 – FRIDAY THE TRIP UP
I will have to break this story down into a couple of parts i was thinking this and a sequel but i think it may have to be a trilogy, it was a big weekend it’s taken me about two months, but i think i have sobered up enough now to start telling you about my drunken weekend away..
its all becoming an amber coloured blur very fast so i will get on with the story or you may never hear it..

Nearly two months ago i headed off to the lovely town of Mildura to watch a couple of live gigs up there.. some of you may know the band as Hairy Lemon they are good mates of mine and have been busting my balls to come away with them for a long time.. finally i succumb to the peer pressure i have been subjected to for the last couple of years, bit the bullet and said yes… much to the residents of Mildura’s delight.. or not?

The trip started with two of my other good friends Hayley and Alana picking me up from my place, when they arrived i wasnt showered packed or ready at all, but in true male fashion i grabbed a few items of clothing and headed out the door, soon we were on our way.. I was looking a bit rough for the journey but that didnt matter, Alana had come straight from work and looked 1000 times worse.. i think she was feeling that much worse too.. See, Alana works on the interstate trains and had no sleep so it was fun to tease and poke fun at her everytime she tried to sleep.. amusing for me, not for her.. glad she has a sense of humor or i may have been in trouble..

After the initial amusment of annoying the shit out of Alana had worn off i decided to turn my efforts toward Hayley and let Alana sleep, for a little while anyway. Hayley is a little more hardened to my pestering so it didnt work quite so well Hayley just ignors me cuz she knows i get bored quickly and eventually i left her alone aswell..

I had to resort to amusing myself by playing with the ipod and being Dj Spenceinator.. to some this my sound like fun but i can assure you it wasnt, Hayley and Alana must have known i would be a shit in the car on the way up because all that was on the ipod was god damn girlie music.. it was their turn to get some amusement out of me and their hysterrical laughter rose everytime i cracked the shits about the lack of music selction available… eventually i found something that i could cope with… just! and the journey continued.. and no im not telling you what i was listening to either..

The amusement factor swung back toward me when the girls realised we were about half way between towns when their bladders decided it was time to be emptied.. now for me we could pull up on the side of the road and i would do my business there but the mere suggestion of this to the girls was a big no no.. at least until their bladders got close to exploding it was out of the question.. it really can be quite funny watching someones inhibitions be broken down by the need to pee.. anyway all was not lost we made it to the next town just with a ‘widdle’ bit of time to spare.. and the girls were ok..

soon after this stop we made it to Mildura, fairly close to schedule and all in one piece. We had about 4 hours to get our shit sorted and make our way down to the pub where the Hairy Lemon Boys were playing so we checked in to our hotel and had a lay down.. Hayley had a job interview so she took off for that and left Alana and i in the hotel by ourselves.. and NO.. nothing happened you perverted little shits..

After a power nap Hayley returned waking us up and announcing that she was hungry, after all it was nearing dinner time and i was feeling the affects of hunger myself..

we decided to head off in the search of a suitable dinning venue, after arguing over a variety of options we decided to try the local Thai/Chinese restaurant, they had some dodgey chairs and tables outside and inside looked even more dodgey so it seemed like the best place to eat. Shortly after taking our positions around the boutique outdoor setting we were greeted by a lovely little chinese lady who presented us with some menus and took our orders, we decided to each get a dish of our choice and share each others food.. mainly because the girls were never going to eat a large serve and i was always going to need more than a large serve, basically i ate my dinner and then what the girls didnt want.. hey dont look at me like that, im not a pig.. im a recycling machine! i just dont like to see good food get wasted.. ok maybe i am a little piggy.. anyway dinner was lovely and so was the company..

that will do it for part one,

more to come.. stay tuned..