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yesterday i recieved an email in good fun, i have no problem with the person that sent it and im sure a few other people recieved the same email but it got me thinking so here are my thoughts.

the email revealed KFC’s 11 secret herbs and spices..

i cant believe people actually want to know what the secret herbs and spices are.
you need to understand that some things are meant to stay sacred.. do you think that KFC would taste so great if it just had 11 normal herbs and spices rather than the “SECRET 11 HERBS AND SPICES” i think not..

the 11 secret herbs an spices will never be revealed until the end of the world is here. My bet is that theres not just 11, but 12 and the Colonel just said there was 11 so people will stop looking after they found 11. therefore, never really copying the “original recipe” but getting a close resemblance to what they think is genuine KFC.

while im going lets get something else cleared up too, all KFC comes directly from the colonel’s kitchen in Kentucky so unless it was made there by him with his 12 secret herbs and spices it aint KFC its just FC then if you take the ‘C’ out cuz its not chicken, its really Quail and your left with FQ and lets see you go to the counter in one of these KFC ripoff joints and order some FQ (say it slowly (ffffque) we’ll see how far you get. i think that the only thing that will get served there, is a nice slap in the face…

now just to upset those people that think they can go home and cook ‘the real thing’ just before you go rushing out to by the “not so secret herbs and spices” just go to google and type in 11 secret herbs and spices and you can scroll through the 294,000 different recipe and cooking instrction sites to find out that no-one really has the real KFC recipe.

anyway that is enough from me for now, i will be back to fill you all in on my drunken adventures from the weekned just gone once i have sobered up.

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all
get drunk and go to heaven!”
~ Brian O’Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.