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ok peeps, im back again to create another episode of visual diahorrea for you all to look at with great distress and disgust but, still only to read on and get to the bottom and realise you are now totally consumed and covered in my shit. its ok if you’re feeling warm and fuzzy too.

i forget shit all the time.. its ridiculous.. so i have started jotting things down so i didnt loose them amongst the larger quantities of shit thats in my head. so, please bear with me if this post makes no sense at all as it is mostly made up of useless information that pops into my head from time to time when i dont have time to elaborate on it any further.

what i have started doing is noting down these tiny little insignificant thoughts so i can re-read them at a later date, forget what the hell i was thinking when i recorded it and try and expand on what it was that i wanted to tell you all without actually knowing what the fuck im talking about, confusing both you and me miraculously at the same time, i know quite impressive really.

as some of you are aware i can be a little technologically challenged, electronically handicapped or just a plain old dumb ass when it comes to all the tricks of the trade and keeping up to speed with the technology that is readily available nowdays. what you all need to remember is that before i started having input on this site i knew very little about programming and all that side of things, not saying that i know anything now but i know a little more than i did before. Not that this is programming but what i do on here is about as close to programming as i will ever be or want to be, so i thought i’d share some of my achievements with you all.

Now this stuff probably seems simple to the geeks out there but to me its a whole new world like how we all felt when we were born, naked, uninhibited and looking for action! ok i went on a bit of a tanget then… It seems that slowly but surely i am learning and can grasp small tasks that make being involved in a website and creating the content within a little bit easier and intresting for you too look at (gee that sounded like something someone coming out of rehab would say) i know this is a big relief for the majority that can’t read and just come on here to look at the preeeeeetty colours that why we had to add ‘the pink option’ also you will notice that contained in some of my posts you can click on certain words and it will take you to other information and websites that i am refrencing (something that scott bloody does in every post) im not that keen, you will also see that occasionally I use highlighted text and a few other little things.. most of this i have stumbled across quite innocently while typing like a madman and then posting only to notice that using certain symbols actually changes the way you see it.. cool eh? i thought so, but in the infinte amount of information available out there i am sure i have only scratched the surface and there seems to be a whole world that you can be quite easily consumed by.. and to think you people thought i wasnt dedicated..

below is a recount of the things i was going to write about in up coming posts and i will.. just not saying when, if i keep reminding myself it might eventually happen, a bit like someones new years report??? BUT - yes there is a but, i am going to try and knock one topic off per post until i have conquered all in my list, i guess its a bit of a preveiw so you dont get bored and surf off to other ‘less entertaining’ websites.. we know you aren’t loyal and are all out there sleeping with oops i mean surfing other sites but im working here, im trying to keep you entertained but its all getting too much, im not sure how much longer i can support the lazy ass bastards that are also supposed to be posting along with me.. if you can sympathise with what im going through feel free to email those said contributors here, here and here or just leave some abusive comment below, sooner or later they will put someting together and those that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones SCOTT!

deep breath… ahhhhhh haaaaaa
ok on to some other stuff..
previewing whats coming up.. the list stood at the following:
*a link to a cool website for all my brufa’s – well i took care of that in href=nobody likes a smartarse this site has had the dick, it doesnt work anymore so forget it.

*scott’s birthday and my review of that – its on its way, really
*laura’s birthday and my review of that – so is that
*some general thoughts on birthdays in general terms for general people – i forget what i was going to write here but i’ll wing it and make some thing up..
*my new found intrest in some traditional and not so traditional sports and i dont care what you say – they are sports! – this is a goodie standby for more on this
*a list of some injuries that i have recieved playing some various sports, why i want to share this i dont know but you will get a laugh
*a review on the trip to melbourne that was in june so not long to go before the story is ripe enough for me to tell
*justification in each post for beer – these have started but theres more to come as you will see.

i think i have managed to write absolutely nothing at all again, i just wanted to prove to the boy that it wasnt a fluke and i could do it twice, hell i might go for a hat trick on the next post.
so thats about it for now. i cant type as fast as my head thinks my fingertips are numb i have a headache and half of what im thinking about you wouldnt want to hear about or visualise so i am going to stop…………………………………… now.

spence

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day. “
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.