It’s a question that most people probably wouldn’t ask, but I feel its pertinent. Most people think that a goldfish only has a memory of a few seconds. A quick bit of googling on the topic will net you a veritable cornocopia of results. Much reading to do on the subject.

Well, it’s been a long while since the front page of fatloaf (or, indeed, the results section) was graced with my divine presence…

It’s true, if you consume more than half a bottle of Jagermeister, you will be destroyed by the all consuming fires of babylon. It’s in ancient scriptures, apparently it was around back then too.

Some people love burger rings, I count myself among its fans, its a classic. In talking to some people at Tenix in Melbourne I found out that its apparently incredibly hard to find them over there. So I did what any normal, able minded person would do, I mocked them. Then I couriered over half a dozen packets. It was worth it.

will technology be the down fall of society? that is the question.. similar to the famous “to be or not to be” question – although my question is slightly more philisophical. why is it more philisophical you ask?.. well, because im writing it of course.

Personally, I’m a fan. Bonanza’s bring people together, in the times of mining for gold a Bonanza signified the finding of a large vein of gold or ore. I think it applies here fairly well. It’s possible I could be drunk though.

ok peeps, im back again to create another episode of visual diahorrea for you all to look at with great distress and disgust but, still only to read on and get to the bottom and realise you are now totally consumed and covered in my shit. its ok if you’re feeling warm and fuzzy too.