I just thought I’d have a bit of a write-up, mainly to shamelessly plug the fact that there’s now a new Eeyore report in the results section, but also to give a bit of a run-down on what else happened on Spence’s night out.

Ladies and Gentleman (singular, I know there’s only one of you on this site), Boy and Girls, here it is, it’s what you’ve been waiting for since last Tuesday… So, by popular demand (and the occasional death threat), here is the Eeyore Report.

if you are up to the current slice in the loaf then you will know what this title means and wont need to read my endless dribble thats is contained in this post if your aren’t up to date read my last post first and save yourself from this one..

as scotty has mentioned in his previous post tonight i am lining up for a rematch with the crazy little man joe pavic, if you dont know what happened last time you should read come-one-come-all then read nightmares-do-come-true to understand the full value of tonight..

i actually started writing or should i say plagurising this piece of fatloaf nonsence over a week ago but throught sheer laziness didnt finish cutting pasting and adding my own two cents in.. but finally it is complete and here for you inhalation.. bring your own straws..

Well, I left it for a week just because I could really. I decided to have a break from posting for an extra week, I can make these kinds of decisions around here. It’s good to be the king.

The Mighty Donkeys’ new look lineup will be on show for the world to see, Tuesday 24 May 2005, at 9.30. The venue? Burragah Recreation Centre.

Contains small minds. This site may be swallowed or inhaled.

I’ve paraphrased a warning I saw on what seemed to be awfully large to worry about some child with an age less than a hattrick swallowing and/or inhaling. If the child managed to swallow it I would be applauding, it would definitely need a team of professionals to remove it.

We’ve all heard the saying, “the best thing since sliced bread’, but what does it really mean? Of course, the next question is what was the best thing before sliced bread hit the streets?

It’s these questions and more that need to be answered, I believe this is the right kind of forum for it.

a short but powerful sentence, can be used in a number of ways and in a number of situations. for some it will get them out of trouble and for others it will get them into trouble, what will it do to you?