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Say it loudly and you’ll understand what a stress reliever that can be. I haven’t named this post after an animal that doesn’t exist in Australia for absolutely no reason. While it would be strange and somewhat amusing to see one wandering around the Flinders Ranges somewhere I don’t think it would like our temperature very much. No sir.

The reason for the aforementioned moose comment is because thats the name of the basketball team I will be playing for far too early in the morning of christmas eve. It’s for my gym, the team, funnily enough, has the mascot of a moose. It should be a bit of fun even though the tournament is to be held at an hour reserved only for birds and waste collection engineers (garbo). The design of the Moose was taken care of by the multi-talented instructor/gym operator/artist extraordinaire Matt Rixon. Good work chief.

You may have noticed the new header at the top of the page, replacing the one which contained Spence and myself. The reason for this is that I am embarking on a task of creating a new one every couple of weeks with my friends/family being the target of amusement. I will probably pay for this somewhere in the future, but for now it will be fun to do. My man Bill is of course the target of the first one, this definitely won’t be the last for him, there’s just so much material for a man of his stature. Stay tuned for the next one which should contain Spence, depends on how I feel. For those who are interested I am creating them in the vain of a movie/concert poster feel depending on the subject and will parody quite a few movies in the process. I’m sure I’ll violate some copyright law along the way but at least I’ll have fun doing it. If you have any ideas/photo’s you think I could use then send em on down, I’d love to hear from you.

The mere thought of redesigning the site again got the better of me and I’m well and truly in the process of changing it again. Just the layout, thats all. I’m going to be using some fairly brash colours this time and it should stand out while still giving you that freshly slapped in the face feel that only a cold fish can provide. Well maybe thats a little over the top but I think it will be a doozy.

Can someone explain how this whole season thing works? It is definitely summer isn’t it? It’s hard to tell because its so fucking wet and cold. I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong. What the fuck would I know. I am aware that the closer to the equator you get the wetter it gets in summer, they also get the fun and games that comes only with a monsoon season as well. Count me in. However, for them the wet also comes with a heat on the north side of 30C. Combined with the humidity it could be said that you feel like you’ve been in a microwave for a short period on high. You’re still room temperature in the middle but all soft and sweaty on the outside.

My good friend Miles has come across to the show in the last couple weeks. He’s moved his own site across to poboxes hosting, its good to bring another into the fold, my army of minions is growing before the coming apocalypse. Mark’s arranging the four horses now. Whatever happens though, I shotgun the red one.

Apparently I’ve got some work to do. I’ll be back later, hold that thought.