Fatlo.af

well its official..
Scotts pissed off overseas to malaysia and left us all here pondering what to do next.. its just not fair..

it seems like he has deserted us like a kid with a new toy that is a day old and no longer any fun.. well maybe its not really like that but it sounds good anyway.. it disgusts me that he is on holiday in a foriegn country doing touristy things like shopping swimming drinking and checking out foreign delights (you know what i mean… scotts a single man and being generally lazy! while im here slaving away like normal!! but whats really got me stirred up that hes doing all this with his sister before all of you start reading into my heading more than you need to and thinking there something going on there.. theres not.. read on you’ll see why anyway back to me being stirred up.. i think my problem is that hes there, im here and i only have myself to blame.. i did get an invite but decided to decline because, like i do eveytime i see the little one (nicole, scotts sister) id spend all day every day chasing her around like a little school boy with his first crush, and every night trying to sneak into her room and snuggle up for some love fun for me but probably not for her but it could be (she’d kick my ass anyway so the fun probably would be reversed) and scott would be trying to kill me all the time.. so it s probably not the greatest option for a holiday for me. that and im trying to be responsible and do grown up stuff like buy houses and save money.. i have too many toys and none of them you could call and asset but they do give me great enjoyment but thats why im here and hes there.. and why im disgusted!!

i dont really have much else to say and i feel much better now that i have vented.. oh yeah i do actually.. while im on the topic of mr scott.. id like everyone to know that he took advantage of me on saturday morning.. STOP.. dont let your filthy minds go down that track again.. no i havent been violated, not sexually anyway but scott being the organised person that he is rang me @ 915am (just before he left for malaysia) to wake me up after he knows i would’ve been asleep for about 2 hrs after working all day and night friday to ask me to fill in for him on thursday nights bowling… now im sure anyone that enjoys sleeping would know when you want sleep to agree to anything to get back to that lovely place so ive agreed unconditionally being the GREAT MATE that i am and then, get this down the phone.. cheers buddy your bowling with dad have fun seeya!! beeeeep beeeeeep beeeeeep…. the phone goes dead.. i fall back to sleep and wake again about an hour later to the realisation that i just agreed to bowl with BIG BAD BOBBY THE BALL BREAKER!! yes scotts dad=BALL BREAKER well mine at least anyway.. ive been down this track before (bowling with bobby) and it will be an intresting journey to say the least.. BOB DOESNT LOOSE or doesnt like to loose anyway but its alright ive put myself on an intense training regime for the days since that fateful phonecall and im pumped to perform. now for all of you that have just shit your pants at the thought of meeting the old boy hes alright really, im only stirring.. it’ll be good fun bowling with the BOSS i look forward to our comeback on thursday night.. check this spot for a report later in the week..

anyway that does it for now.. i think we should all go to the pub tonight and spend the total cost of scotts holiday on 2 for 1 vodkas so tomorrow when we wake up and read scotts latest post it will be easier to believe that we are really there too..